My position’s that living or dying shouldn’t come down to the size of one’s wallet; it’s about taking care of our neighbors. Conservatives believe that humane conditions are a natural outcome of a productive society. Yet, the solution is the same.
Written By: Tony Bender |
Tony Bender, North Dakota columnist
Based on the handwringing over Hunter Biden’s lucrative new art career, it seems supporters of Donald J. Grift have suddenly discovered ethics. Perhaps conversion therapy works after all.
If you’re not tuned into the high-brow art world, allow me to explain. Hunter Biden’s expected to make hundreds of thousands of dollars selling his abstract art in a SoHo art gallery. This, of course, has Trumpanistas fuming, and when the rightful despot is reinstated in August, things will change. For one thing, free pillows for everyone, and Eric Trump will start selling his renderings. In crayon.
“I hate it when a drug-addled president’s son with loose morals gets ahead,” Don Jr. is thinking. (Ever since I got my Moderna shots I can read minds and tune in an oldies station from Snohomish, Washington. I also see dead people. Most of them unvaccinated. If you’re wondering, Snohomish translated into English means Snohomish.)
Boy, that’s like the pot calling the kettle marijuana. One suspects that Donald Twitch Jr. has consumed oil tanker-sized volumes of alcohol and barge-loads of illicit drugs during epic binges, or as I like to call it, yesterday.
Wanna see abstract art? Have Allen Weisselberg walk you through a Trump tax return.
Of course, the newest Hunter Biden scandal is nothing when compared to Jimmy Carter’s brother who capitalized on his name to launch Billy Be
Bender: Art is in the eye of the beholder